a. Who watches these daytime shows? I mean really. Do you think tv hosts that have mid-day shows feel like they are the books in the alcove of Barnes and Noble on 82% discount?
b. Someone needs to invent a "it's trying to be spring because the sun is bright but it's really only 36 degrees so these shoes will be perfect" shoe. You guys, it's awful. Flip flops are too cold. Other shoes are too hot. How do you solve this issue? Socks with flip flops? I'm close to that.
IXII. So 40+ days ago we went vegetarian for Lent. I haven't gone back and I don't miss the "other side". Never thought I'd say that. But MYGOODNESS it's really true that some restaurants haven't figured out how to create a menu for non-meat eaters.
2. I'm still eating fish. Does that count? What does that make me?
g. Rachael Ray just got a round of applause for taking corn off of the stove. I think Sweet Sarah should start applauding me when I pull things off of the stove. Yes, yes, that's a brilliant idea. If you're at The Drayer when I'm cooking, pay attention and cheer/clap A LOT!
68. I'm still at the car dealership and considering wondering around the showroom and slowly, lurkingly walking up to each car. Opening each door on EVERY car and leaving them open. Then slowly walking away. How long until they notice?
iii. oh! A better idea. Maybe I'll start wandering the lot and try and sell some cars. Just walk up to customers as if I'm in the sales department. "What brings you out today? Excellent! I can help you out with that. Let me grab some keys." Act like you know what you're doing people! You can pull anything off. Hang on, I'm being paged to the sales desk.
6. Just because it's THE number.
99. I can't currently think of 2 songs with the number 99 in them.
Ok, that's enough from this wandering brain. I've got to deliver a car and sign off on trade-in papers for the Wilsons. Their super excited about the deal I got for them. I probably should've checked with someone, but I'm sure it'll be fine.
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